The (insert funny and witty name of award show) Awards.

The Luke Bailey Hair Award goes to...........................................
FUIFUI MOIMOI

The Ronnie Palmer short shorts award goes to...........................................

Todd Carney!

The Michael Ennis Cunt of the year goes to...........................................

Michael Ennis

The Cheese Grater abs award goes to.............................................
Mark Flanagan


The Rick James award for outstanding drug selling goes to..............................
Danny Wicks


The Lara Bingle WAG of the year goes to..............................

Robbie Farah's mrs. PHWAR!



NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MICHAEL GORDON!

NZ Train on Squad

Alex Glenn, Antonio Winterstein (Broncos)

Bryson Goodwin, Ben Roberts (Bulldogs)

Bronson Harrison (Raiders)

Greg Eastwood (Leeds Rhinos)

Adam Blair, Sika Manu (Storm)

Junior Sa'u, Zeb Taia (Knights)

Krisnan Inu, Fuifui Moimoi (Eels)

Sam McKendry, Frank Pritchard (Panthers)

Nathan Fien, Jason Nightingale, Jeremy Smith (Dragons)

Roy Asotasi, Issac Luke, Eddy Pettybourne, Fetuli Talanoa (Rabbitohs)

Shaun Kenny-Dowall, Joseph Leilua, Mose Masoe, Frank-Paul Nuuausala, Sam Perrett, Jared Waerea-Hargreaves (Roosters)

Lewis Brown, Aaron Heremaia, Lance Hohaia, Kevin Locke, Simon Mannering, Ben Matulino, Russell Packer, Sam Rapira, Jerome Ropati, Ukuma Ta'ai, Manu Vatuvei (Warriors)

Benji Marshall (Tigers)

Thomas Leuluai (Wigan Warriors).

Australian VB Kangaroos Four Nations Train-on squad as of 27/09/2010

Brisbane Broncos: Darren Lockyer, Sam Thaiday.
Canberra Raiders: Jarrod Croker, Josh Dugan, Tom Learoyd-Lahrs, Joel Monaghan, David Shillington
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs: Michael Ennis, Ben Hannant
Cronulla Sharks: Paul Gallen
Gold Coast Titans: Greg Bird, Ashley Harrison, Anthony Laffranchi, Mark Minichiello, Scott Prince
Manly Sea Eagles: Jason King, Jamie Lyon, Anthony Watmough
Melbourne Storm: Cooper Cronk, Billy Slater, Cameron Smith
Newcastle Knights: Kurt Gidley
North Queensland Cowboys: Matt Scott, Johnathan Thurston, Willie Tonga
Parramatta Eels: Jarryd Hayne, Timana Tahu
Penrith Panthers: Petero Civoniceva, Michael Gordon, Michael Jennings, Luke Lewis
South Sydney Rabbitohs: David Taylor
Warriors: Brent Tate
Wests Tigers: Robbie Farah, Keith Galloway, Chris Lawrence, Todd Payten, Lote Tuqiri

Dally M 2010, uncensored, unofficial and probably completely wrong opinions.

Coach of Year - Brian Smith, Roosters

Good decision. Brian Smith really has done an amazing thing with the Roosters this year.

Rookie of the Year - Matt Gillett, Broncos

There was no rookie more exciting than Matt Gillett. He was the favourite to win since round 1 haha.

Front rower of the Year - David Shillington, Canberra

Yeah why not, I really have nothing to say on this.

Second-rower of the Year - Sam Thaiday, Brisbane

Fo shizzle. Sammy has been in splendid form and really deserved this award.

Provan-Summons Medal (most popular player as voted by fans) - Todd Carney, Sydney Roosters

How did you 3 roosters fans get so many votes???

Hooker of the Year - Robbie Farah, Wests Tigers

Better than that cunt dog fucking anal bead Michael Ennis. Nathan Friend was unlucky to miss out.

Toyota Cup Player of the Year - Tariq Sims, Brisbane

I have no idea who this is. All I know is he's Ashton Sims' brother and they are both going to the Cowboys.

Winger of the Year - Akuila Uate, Newcastle

I don't like this......I don't know why though.

Captain of the Year - Braith Anasta, Roosters

BARF! Ewwww this makes me like wanna throw up and piss my panties. What about the captain of the Sharks(I have no idea who he is because I couldn't give a fuck) he captained the sharks without killing himself. The man deserves a fucking trophy, medal, badge and a night with Miranda Kerr.

Centre of the Year - Jamie Lyon, Manly

Didn't he only play like 8 games?? Why don't you give him 5/8 of the year as well, oh I've got it give him fucking prop of the year.

Fullback of the Year - Darius Boyd, St George Illawarra

This is just plain fucking stupid, two words JOSH DUGAN.

Five-eighth of the Year - Todd Carney, Roosters

Automatically won because he won the Dally M player of the year. I think Terry Campese would of been a top contender for this award.

Halfback of the Year - Scott Prince, Titans

FUCKING AWESOME, nuff said.

Lock of the Year - Luke Lewis, Penrith

Ehhhhhhh hmmmmm maybe Gallen, Ashley Harrison?? I don't know I can't pick between em.

Rep player of the Year - Bill Slater, Melbourne

I'm just gunna cut my dick off and throw it in the river.

Top Point-scorer -Michael Gordon, Penrith

I can't agree with this selection, I think Bryce Gibbs was deserving of this award.

Top Try-scorer - Akuila Uate, Newcastle

Can't fight the numbers.

Peter Frilingos Award for headline moments of 2010 - Jarryd Hayne, Parramatta

OH FUCK THIS FUCKING STUPID FUCKED SHIT!!! Nathan Gardner's 100m try against the Roosters was totally reeking of awesomeness.

Dally M Player of the Year - Todd Carney, Roosters

He has the shortest shorts.

wow

Wow wow wow. What a season we have had, wooden spooners turn into premiership contenders teams written off then find awesome awesome form. Over the next couple of days I'll give a full wrap up on the regular season and the dally ms until then you stay classy San Diego.

Racial slur controversy

Hmmm where to start......What pisses me off is people saying Timana shouldn't of ditched his team mates. What fucking team mates? Has any of them stood up and said anything? No, so fuck them! Andrew Johns made an unnecessary comment about a person's colour. People say 'Oh he just said black cunt but he is black so what's the problem', I'll tell you what the problem is. In this day and age we are still sweeping racist comments under the rug I couldn't give less of a fuck if he is racist or not it's still a racist comment. As a young Indigenous male it hurts me to hear that these comments are still being made, especially in a game I love so so so much. Timana did the right thing, why should he give his time and effort for a team that didn't take a stand against the racist comment.

The decision on Jarryd Hayne

Wow looks like we are in for a game for origin 2. A lot of people think the the decision on Jarryd hayne being allowed to play is unfair. I got one thing to say about it JUST HARDEN THE FUCK UP! If Billy Slater can get away with throwing elbows why can't Jarryd get away with a love tap. It makes for even more venom in origin 2.